Romantic Advice From a Stranger

You find a slip of crinkled paper. Most of it has been torn off. Only this small excerpt remains:

STEP 5: Remember to compliment your girl! Here are a couple (get it?) of totally hot catchphrases to woo your ideal woman!

Don’t let them treat you like salsa, you are guac babygirl

Did you fall from Heaven? Because by God your leg is fucked up holy shit

holy fucking shit Tracy I swear if you don’t go out with me I will say the n word in the discord server I swear to f[…]

You slowly place it down and pick up another tome.