Do You Mind

You pick up a book with a toilet on the cover from the shelf. When you open it you see a drawing of a man sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper. As you turn the pages the image shifts so that the man is looking at you. The words "Do you mind?" appear above him. You continue turning the pages, the man appears to pull up his shorts. He then gets closer and closer and then- Wham! He punches you in the face and you drop the book.

"That's what you get for staring at me, you creep!"

You hear spoken from the book as the cover slams shut.

You shake your head and pick up another book.